
Most beard itch is dry skin, not a mystery
Which is why the fix is oil, not a nine-step system. Two numbers, both of which we can source.
3 weeks
The point most men quit growing a beard. Almost
always because of the itch.
4 drops
A daily dose. Anything more and you'll just
look damp.
WHAT'S ACTUALLY IN IT
Three carrier oils and a fragrance. That's the formula.
Jojoba oil — 45%
Closest thing to your skin's own oil. Absorbs instead of sitting there.
Argan oil — 30%
Softens coarse hair. This is the part that stops the wiry look.
Sweet almond oil — 24%
Light, cheap, effective. We're not going to pretend it's exotic.
Fragrance — 1%
Cedar and smoke. Or nothing at all, if you'd rather.
HEFT vs. the beard aisle
A comparison table. We know how these usually go, so we left in the ones we lose.
Questions people actually ask
Will this make my beard grow thicker?
No. Nothing on a shelf will. Oil makes the beard you have look and feel better, which is usually what people mean.
How long does a bottle last?
About ten weeks at four drops a day. Longer if your beard is short, shorter if you keep using it as cologne.
Will it stain my pillow or clog my pores?
Not at four drops. At forty, yes, and that's a you problem.
Is there a subscription?
No. You'll know when you're out — the bottle will be empty.
What if I don't like it?
Email us within 60 days. Refund to your card, not store credit. No exit survey.
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THE COMPLETE BEARD CARE SET
Buying the oil? The other three are here too.
Oil, balm, wash and conditioner together is £78 instead of £86. Eight pounds and one fewer delivery.
You don't need all four. Most people get by on the oil and the wash.



